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Well, it’s official. Starting around the end of April I will be spending two years in Manassas, Virginia. Home of the Bobbitts. Land of 10Mb/s broadband over power lines. So you’ve got to take the bad with the good, I guess. Why will I be subjecting myself to two full years on the east [...] Today is the day I shall refer to as ‘Arm-hole Expansion Day’. The biopsy that the first doctor did apparently came back “abnormal”, so they decided it would be a good idea to take a bit more skin to be safe. This time, though, it was done by an actual dermatologist. First he drew [...] Check it out, cousin Amy went ahead and added photos to her own guest album in the photo gallery. Good stuff, but nothing truly beats the folded buttwipe… Hemi did it again. We have a dog, his name is Hemi. Once upon a time, there was dog named Hemi (short for Hemmrhoid, not HEMI). Hemi was not known for his large brain. Rather, Hemi was known for his large body and small intellect. One evening, as with most evenings, Hemi went to sleep next to [...] Today, I sacrificed a mole for science. The mole had been with me for several years, and it was a good mole. It never caused any trouble or demanded anything aside from food and water. Despite all of this, I decided to have it destroyed. You might be thinking, “Why would you do such [...] An ode to lost underpants. I see a pair of underpants on the ground, frozen, lonely. What are they doing there? Were they dropped accidentally or with spite? Are they meant for a man or for a woman? If I took them home would they fit me? So many questions, unanswered. I will [...] |
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