I’ve heard there are people out there who wake up “bright-eyed and bushy-tailed”… I’m not one of them. If I’m fully awake by the time I get in the car, it’s a good day. Today was an average day, but it started off strange.
I was brushing my teeth like normal, with my electric toothbrush, and I went to spit. For some reason I didn’t realize that I had not turned off the toothbrush as I took it out of my mouth. All of a sudden the side of my face, the mirror, and the sink were spattered with a liquified toothpaste/spit mixture. It still took me a few seconds to figure out I needed to turn off the toothbrush.
Sorry, there’s no punchline, just me and my brain damage.
Tara, Jonne, Dad and I have all done the same thing–good thing we weren’t in the same room at the same time…genetic?