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Haiku Of The Day

Ramen noodle soup is still a passable meal without the water.

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A broken mower

can be repaired easily.

Three foot grass taunts me.

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My nemesis is

cold air blowing from above.

I hate this building.

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blurry images dance across the monitorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oops, sleeping again

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diet mountain dew tastes a lot like regular but with sucralose

Haiku Of The Day

beeping tech abounds in an office full of cubes where are these people?

Haiku Of The Day

Ducks in underpants Are inherently funny, Even without ducks.

Haiku Of The Day

Why’s Bush at Micron? Doesn’t he have work to do? Awkward speech, hooray!

Haiku Of The Day

We would like a Wii But we do not have the cash. So we have no Wii.

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My cold is waning, Time to move away from snot… How about fois gras?